Like why would I name a fucking cat that I was 14 I should not have been given that responsibility
Is “Bitch I might be” tumblr’s thing of the week then
bitch it might be
i’m exhausted. i’m constantly exhausted. i go to bed exhausted. i wake up exhausted. every day, every hour i’m exhausted. it’s exhausting.
Billions of years ago you were a Big Bang, and now you’re a complicated human being.
Things My 7 Year Old Brother Says
“No biting ears or taking nipples.”
“She takes drugs; that’s all that matters.”
“Everybody heard her fart.”
“P-O-I don’t know how to spell this.”